Santa, I know I am writing to you very early this year but last year I wrote to you asking for that someone special and it appears you overlooked my letter .
The lady I am looking for will be funny, witty, a beautiful person, honest, caring, under 35 and want to meet that special person. She is a hardworker, has no children and doesn’t have a wedding ring on her finger nor a bloke at home.
She will want to meet someone like me, good looking, funny, happy, nice job, car and own home.
Come on santa play fair, I am 29 now and could do with meeting someone before I stop believing in you!
Yours greatfully.
Michael
Ps you never sent me my action man when I was 8 so I figure you owe me one.

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